I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
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