I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
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