i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
sex in a hospital.. check
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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