Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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