Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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