this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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