You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
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Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
my god I love twenty year old dicks
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So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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