Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
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