Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
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