Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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