Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
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No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
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NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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