YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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