Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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