so explain again why im purple
no
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
Randomize
