I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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