I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
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