Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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