Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
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98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
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how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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