it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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