If i come over, it means nothing
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
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I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
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The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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