I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
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