I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
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Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
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Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
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