Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
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