Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
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we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
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Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I know her cup size but not her name....
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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