She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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