this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
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