its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
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Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
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Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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