AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
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She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
my being single is dangerous.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
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The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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