Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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