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• (620): View more from Kansas

  My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  so i told him i still liked him. he laughed

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  well, your crazy. what did you expect?

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.

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• (858): View more from California

  It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  Sext me about skeletons

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• (206): View more from Washington

  I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?

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