His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
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It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
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Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
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