we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
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