Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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