Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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