Don't you send me to vm
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
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I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
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Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
You need a sexual gate keeper
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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