so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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