what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
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