And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
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you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
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My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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