Kiss
Puke
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
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Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
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I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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