Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
This can only be settled by a dance off.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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