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you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her

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(513): you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her http://tfl.nu/dn9c

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(518): View more from New York

After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"

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(518): After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you" http://tfl.nu/k4ce

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(630): View more from Illinois

Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head

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(630): Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head http://tfl.nu/4494

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(256): View more from Alabama

so my dad walked in on us having sex

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lulz really? why?

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lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time

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(256): so my dad walked in on us having sex (1-256): lulz really? why? (256): lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time http://tfl.nu/805g

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As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.

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(440): As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season. http://tfl.nu/uyun

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(940): View more from Texas

Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.

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(940): Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America. http://tfl.nu/rtd9

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(718): View more from New York

We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.

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(718): We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged. http://tfl.nu/etq6

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.

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(506): Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11. http://tfl.nu/fzyl

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(719): View more from Colorado

Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night

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(719): Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night http://tfl.nu/la5y

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(831): View more from California

She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"

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(831): She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock" http://tfl.nu/hp1z

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(816): View more from Missouri

Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.

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(816): Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it. http://tfl.nu/1im6

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I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.

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(360): I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been. http://tfl.nu/46nz

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i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay

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(613): i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay http://tfl.nu/bes3

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(540): View more from Virginia

He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out

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(540): He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out http://tfl.nu/wv7u

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You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset

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(613): You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset http://tfl.nu/gsvr

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