This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
What should our trivia night team be named?
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
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Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
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It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.