I need help removing her.
So how was he last night?
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I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
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He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
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You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.