Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is