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Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?

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(815): Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed? http://tfl.nu/op28

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I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?

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Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.

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Is that considered a cock block?

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(419): I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me? (937): Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls. (419): Is that considered a cock block? http://tfl.nu/pjdr

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I don't even know why I got my vag waxed

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Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.

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(305): I don't even know why I got my vag waxed (786): Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed. http://tfl.nu/dtgr

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He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.

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(408): He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it. http://tfl.nu/0bv4

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He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.

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(330): He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville. http://tfl.nu/qtz6

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I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.

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(267): I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions. http://tfl.nu/avse

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My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.

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(214): My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous. http://tfl.nu/7yfd

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I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister

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(615): I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister http://tfl.nu/e4ue

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(931): View more from Tennessee

his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood

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(931): his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood http://tfl.nu/n403

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know

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(+44): Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know http://tfl.nu/1326

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its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it

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(630): its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it http://tfl.nu/8bew

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Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.

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(718): Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year. http://tfl.nu/pj0t

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Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.

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(613): Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control. http://tfl.nu/w1lp

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Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.

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(248): Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good. http://tfl.nu/i36t

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Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?

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(303): Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail? http://tfl.nu/afmp

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