I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
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win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
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May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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