Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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