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is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
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i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
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Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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