I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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