I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
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He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
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True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
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