I love black thongs
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
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She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
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Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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