i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
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It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
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