No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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