i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
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He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
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Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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