Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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