sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
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It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
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too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
Then you guys just all showered together...?
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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