you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
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ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
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A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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