This girl is more easily done than said...
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
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i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
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The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I touched a dick in church today
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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