No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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