I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
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