So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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